What you missed on Thursday night

So...big excitement in the hood last night. It wasn't the porch girls out drinking wine either. Some Maryland driver pulled into an open spot, music BLARING, dome light on and car running, and then he PASSED OUT. Luckily one of our neighbors called and the whole gang showed up, firetruck, EMT, ambulance, cops, etc. He was able to come around, but then he was just, well, drunk. The last we saw of him, he was telling the cops he loved them, needed to go pee and wanted to know what was wrong with using that tree near the car. Clearly a DUI was not enough, he was going for indecent exposure as well. At any rate, the cops said no, so he said he would hate to wet himself but that is what was going to happen if they didn't let him go somewhere. I am pretty sure he had the pleasure of wetting himself. If you drink and drive then you pee, end of story. Typical Maryland drivers....have a good weekend