New Advise Column: Advice from Beth

This will now be an occassional blog post via my friend Beth, of Team Wade. Today's helpful hints and things to know:
1. clorox wipes DO NOT contain bleach. Call Poison control if you want but there is no bleach. (even if your child drinks teh end of the plastic container when the last wipe is pulled out).
2. If you sit on a tick, or get a tick anywhere on your body, smother it in vaseline. This will suffocate the tick. After that I am not sure what you do but the tick is dead**
3. Apparently some people call the boy parts 'shwantz' according to Beth...Chelsea Handler calls the girl parts 'peakachoo' ~Always good to know there are fun names to call the parts.

**update on ticks, apparently as long as the head has not burrowed in you can pull it out with tweezers once it stops moving. This works on pets too. As you can imagine this conversation all game about because a boy member of Team Wade may have sat on a tick at one time.